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shoveled for 15 minutes and that shit fucked my back up for the weekend. :eusa_snooty:

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shoveled for 15 minutes and that shit fucked my back up for the weekend. :eusa_snooty:


I had an appointment to do it with my kid, and an hour before that two kids knocked on my door, and I said fuck it. Gave em 20 each and they did all of the curb, the driveway and the cars on the driveway.
Fu k that pride shit. Last year I tore my back the fuck :lol:

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my back really hurts. :hearty-laugh:

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You gonna wake up sore as fuck.
I was hype also, banged on my son's dope at Noon cause I know he goes to bed at like 5am since he's on school break and can't go back to work because of Covid, lol, and told em, we getting all that snow out in an hour.

Yo, 5 minutes later, I'm on a call and the bell rings. I'm like what the fuck, two fucking kids trying to make paper, I was like how much, they said 25 each? I was like nah I give you both 20 they were like bet.

Then I find out just a few minutes ago that my wife gave them an extra 20 :smile81:

I'm fu king tight tight right now.

I had a great deal, and she turned it into a great deal for them.

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you good man, let those kids get their hustle on. :lol:

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You guys are in a snow belt man, we aint see any fuckin snow of note in the greater toronto area, and im fuckin loving it!

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shoveled for 15 minutes and that shit fucked my back up for the weekend. :eusa_snooty:


I had an appointment to do it with my kid, and an hour before that two kids knocked on my door, and I said fuck it. Gave em 20 each and they did all of the curb, the driveway and the cars on the driveway.
Fu k that pride shit. Last year I tore my back the fuck :lol:


We too old for that pride shit man, I done got back trauma from less.

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shoveled for 15 minutes and that shit fucked my back up for the weekend. :eusa_snooty:


I had an appointment to do it with my kid, and an hour before that two kids knocked on my door, and I said fuck it. Gave em 20 each and they did all of the curb, the driveway and the cars on the driveway.
Fu k that pride shit. Last year I tore my back the fuck :lol:


We too old for that pride shit man, I done got back trauma from less.

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yea the foolish pride still gets the best of me to often.

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I cant help but laugh at yall "but yall canadians" neguses. lmao. Yall get more snow than we do up where im at. We aint even get 3 inches all winter yet. We in paradise. Yall are canadians in the North East United States :hearty-laugh: :hearty-laugh:

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we always get hit hard at least once a winter. this wasnt it.

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shoveled for 15 minutes and that shit fucked my back up for the weekend. :eusa_snooty:



You have to use your legs.

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i do need to work on my form and technique. i shovel like a 10 year old. :lol:

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well last night was certainly a big hoopla over nothing.

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How much dropped? we got about 1 feet or half.

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How much dropped? we got about 1 feet or half.


not much, and even that the rain washed that shit away.

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How much dropped? we got about 1 feet or half.


not much, and even that the rain washed that shit away.


My big mouth then. We got dumped on worse than i thought.

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How much dropped? we got about 1 feet or half.


not much, and even that the rain washed that shit away.


My big mouth then. We got dumped on worse than i thought.


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The greater toronto area is one of the most multicultural supercipalities in the world, and in most situations, the GTA is much better off for it.

But lemme tell you man, in the category of coping with snow, it has gone from world class to bottom of the table man. Looking at my lawn, I say we got about a foot of snow total. Everybody at they homes did they thing shoveling over the course of the day, plow came by and rammed up ppls driveway fronts with more snow, everyone broke that shit down, using they legs or using Austin still lol, they all did it. No more snow fell at night. last night I leave my house to go see one of my freaks, she live about 45 min on the other side of the dot, she repeatedly said that I dont have to come there because the roads bound to be bad, but I know she want the work, I dont like canceling plans, and I aint no bitch...the fuck imma let some snow get in the way of me gettin some pussy on my last week before I start work??? Nah, we doin this! I aint ever fk up the car in some snow, and it aint gonna happen tonight not from no silly 1 foot snowfall.

From my front door all the way to hers, I'll im seeing is cars spinning out, cars beached in snow drifts, cars driving irrationally slow across all lanes, blockin ppl who tryna get around them, and muthafuckas tryna aim the mid of the car on road lines, and dead stops on highways. Accidents EVERYWHERE!!!! These people can't drive for shit, I know this, but 1 fucking foot and they can't handle no better??? I navigate it all because im a muthafuckin vet, and Jamaicans are some of the best drivers in the world, because if you can drive in Jamaica you can drive anywhere.

The only blemish I had was that I came within a second of road rage incident, when a city dump truck was following me too fucking close down 3 fucking roads and getting upset because I was driving the muthafuckin speed limit in inclement road conditions...and in a place where they got speed cameras that will ding you for driving even 5 kmh over. I promptly got to a stop sign and got out the car and just stood in front of the Truck and signaled for the muthafucka to come out the truck, he aint want it like that he froze, so whatever I fuck off.

Get there with only an added 10 minutes. We do our thing, chill and scheme on getting some money. This girl got a wild idea for a sex accessory and she wanna cut me in if i help her build it. I have a wild idea for an education program, so I put her in charge of going out and getting me old math and science books. i'll never marry this broad or have a kid with her, but we always gonna be friends. Her voice is fuckin annoying, but she's mad cool. So, Then I Blow this girls back out between about 1am and 3, take a nap til 5am. Thinking by then, these roads gotta be clean and ppl gotta be handling this shit better, right???

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Same gah damn shit man but worse! on ramps, off ramps, road sides on the high way, cars facing every gah damn direction man, city buses and Go buses (similar to greyhound), abandoned in snow drifts on the side of city streets and highways. The shit look like bumper cars man. You know them zombie apocalypse movies where the one muthafucka with the working car gonna B line it weaving in and out of lanes to avoid stopped cars? Thats me on the main premier 400 series highway in the most populated area of the gah damn country this morning. Every gah damn car I see stuck up somewhere, most of the non white or non black with they arms on blaming everybody but they own stupid ass. These ppl really cant drive for shit man. 1 gah damn foot of snow everybody, just 1.

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LMAO @ Jermz' story. :rofl: :rofl:

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These kids ain't come to shovel today, I withdrew cash last night kbky to have it ready for them. Little motherfuckers.

Its time.

Jermz, glad you made it home OK.

I'm back tonight with a fucked up back and lots of Henny and Weed.

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